1. What is something mom always says to do?

Do the dishes

 

2. What makes mom happy?

 Everything

 

3. What makes mom sad?

Nothing

 

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

By saying something funny

 

5. What was your mom like as a child?

 As wonderful and marvelous and epic as I am right now.

 

6. How old is your mom?

38

 

7. How tall is your mom?

5’7″

 

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

Eat chocolate and drink wine, because you *never* do those things

 

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?

I don’t know, because I’m not around

 

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

Blogging

 

11. What is your mom really good at?

Being our mom

 

12. What is your mom not very good at?

Being our dad

 

13. What does your mom do for a job?

You don’t have a job… That pays… Yet

 

14.What is your mom’s favorite food?

Dark chocolate

 

15.What makes you proud of your mom?

That you’re able to take care of four kids.

 

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

 Tweety Bird

 

17. What do you and your mom do together?

 Quizzes like this

 

18. How are you and your mom the same?

We both make puns, and we both have a sarcastic streak.  (Me, sarcastic??  Noooooo)

 

19. How are you and your mom different?

Your hair is very different than mine

 

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

Because you say it a lot

 

21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?

Well, it’s not to park day, because you usually want to skip that.  I would say, IHOP.

Did I win the quiz?  What’s my prize?